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I lOVE WORMS ON A STRING SO MUCH I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONVEY HOW HAPPY THEY MAKE ME
my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.
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i love this image
do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)
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Everyone talks about what a nice guy Wyll is, but if you dare to play the lyre around him “poorly,” he will threaten to stab you
Pardon me for trying to lighten the mood around here
Wyll confirmed hater
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hi this is my baby boy tambourine, i love him to bits
more babyman. hes so cute
you will appreciate him
the top of the bookshelf is NOT baby approved
fearsome predator tam tam 🐅
beloved… i am trying to draw…
shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection
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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god
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I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
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I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.
There’s a lot of good responses to this but I obviously very partial to the healthcare ones
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I’m tired of advertising. All of it. I don’t want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It’s INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren’t you mad? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?
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