gummy-axolotl:

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I lOVE WORMS ON A STRING SO MUCH I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONVEY HOW HAPPY THEY MAKE ME

redstonedust:

my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

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bestieflexie:

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Baspi got a new sweater.

the-upper-shelf:

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He is here to steal your crickets

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evildevil42:

sex is dumb. go in the maze

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digitaldiscipline:

sleaterkinnie:

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i love this image

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

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baejax-the-great:

baejax-the-great:

baejax-the-great:

Everyone talks about what a nice guy Wyll is, but if you dare to play the lyre around him “poorly,” he will threaten to stab you

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Pardon me for trying to lighten the mood around here

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Wyll confirmed hater

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wytchcore:

wytchcore:

wytchcore:

wytchcore:

wytchcore:

wytchcore:

A close up of a sleeping orange tabby's face, named TambourineALT
Tambourine on a couch, a blanket with the words "Kingdom of Predators" over the back of itALT
Tambourine lying on a rug next to a stick toyALT
Tambourine sniffing a pair of fluffy slippersALT

hi this is my baby boy tambourine, i love him to bits

Tambourine asleep on a couch, one paw stretched out to touch my leg.ALT
Tambourine asleep on my lap, a paw resting on my wrist.ALT

more babyman. hes so cute

Tambourine curled up against my side, asleep.ALT
Tambourine sitting with his front paws on pink sandals.ALT

you will appreciate him

Tambourine lying on top of a bookshelf, looking at the cameraALT
Tambourine on top of a bookshelf, slightly rolled over with his paws in the airALT

the top of the bookshelf is NOT baby approved

Tambourine on his back under a coffee table, poking his head and paws outALT
Tambourine attacking a stick toy from under the coffee tableALT

fearsome predator tam tam 🐅

Tambourine lying across both an art tablet and a keyboard. An art program is open on the monitor.ALT

beloved… i am trying to draw…

ooccoo:

queerculus:

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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pankenlewd:

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

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andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

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There’s a lot of good responses to this but I obviously very partial to the healthcare ones

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wolg-fang:

I’m tired of advertising. All of it. I don’t want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It’s INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren’t you mad? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

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